Manwaring Established 2003

Eli #1  Walgreens
We were buying diapers and desitin and at the check out Eli told the cashier "That is for Spencer's sore bum.  He gets really stinky!"  (I wonder how often cashiers get too much information from children)

Eli #2  Shower
Eli didn't want to take a bath or shower so we told him he had to because he was really stinky.  He replied, "No, I not stinky!!  I smell like flowers!"  (we have no idea where he heard that from!)

Eli #3 Knock Knock 
Eli loves to tell knock knock jokes and they never make sense, but he thinks he is hilarious!!! Most of the time it is looking around for objects in the room to insert as his joke!  His favorite is "Knock Knock",  "Who's there?", "train",  "Train who?"  "WHOOOOWHOOO- train whistle"

Also, Ben and I are the ones who HAVE to say KNOCK KNOCK.  We have tried to teach him some that make sense, but he won't say knock knock, he replies, "NO, that is YOUR line"

Eli #4 Dad
Eli went with his Dad to roll up the HUGE scout canvas tent!  It weighs a lot!  There is no way I would carry it!  Anyway Ben was rolling it up then picked it up to put in the trailer and Eli says "Wow Dad, You are Strong like me!" In case you didn't know, Eli IS strong! lol